From the slums of Shaolin the Krewe De Wu strikes again, they balance, they weave, they dodge and their bills are all paid. Its rumored that years ago they discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. Members of this krewe have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. Many of them bat over .400. During a recent parade in Canada, Krewe de Wu successfully negotiated with a group of terrorist who had seized a small bakery. They have played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery, and spoken with Elvis.